Um, Dear Diary 13.6.10
Sat outside with my kebab for a bit before putting it in my bag and going inside.
Various bellies to a man faced wall, one said he would ask me out if he was twenty years younger. Offensive- and he looked ten years older than me at the most.
The second man said "boo" so I said "BOO" while the third thought it would be funny to dance into the beeb beebs on my chest.
I thought it would be funny if they all got bleeding noses followed by medium strength seizures.
I then thought it would be way more trendy if I had eaten tofu soaked in candy slam colours-
then I would of totally barfed rainbow bean curd on their good time faces.
Nothing happened though, I'm learning how to ignore human sized hunks of shit.
It all looked a bit pre pash to post pash mortem so I walked home.
I built a glow in the dark lego crown and took thin thighs to the bath.
I pulled a hair out of my kebab then washed myself with caramel and butter,
I was having such a good time that I started huffing it out of the bottle.
To finish off I drank water out of the glass that the dog drinks from,
it's all good though because drinking something cold while submerged in warmth is so dreamy.
Then I got out of the bath and into my bed where I really wished there was someone to cuddle.
Various bellies to a man faced wall, one said he would ask me out if he was twenty years younger. Offensive- and he looked ten years older than me at the most.
The second man said "boo" so I said "BOO" while the third thought it would be funny to dance into the beeb beebs on my chest.
I thought it would be funny if they all got bleeding noses followed by medium strength seizures.
I then thought it would be way more trendy if I had eaten tofu soaked in candy slam colours-
then I would of totally barfed rainbow bean curd on their good time faces.
Nothing happened though, I'm learning how to ignore human sized hunks of shit.
It all looked a bit pre pash to post pash mortem so I walked home.
I built a glow in the dark lego crown and took thin thighs to the bath.
I pulled a hair out of my kebab then washed myself with caramel and butter,
I was having such a good time that I started huffing it out of the bottle.
To finish off I drank water out of the glass that the dog drinks from,
it's all good though because drinking something cold while submerged in warmth is so dreamy.
Then I got out of the bath and into my bed where I really wished there was someone to cuddle.
Cutey Spotter
Dear C_ _ _ _ _
"Did Prince and Adam Lambert mix seeds and put it in a Chinese beauty queen?
Damn lang! wanna take you on the love boat, private room and make you mine"
Love,
Spewface.
"Did Prince and Adam Lambert mix seeds and put it in a Chinese beauty queen?
Damn lang! wanna take you on the love boat, private room and make you mine"
Love,
Spewface.
L O V E
I'm wearing the smell of your skin
Last time I wore it like a sumo nappy
Now it's hanging on making sucking sounds and nastiness
There is no soap so I use shampoo under my arms
Looking down at my pregnant belly
I decide on bleach and a steelo because it's empty
I count the rings on the shower curtain and get out
Put the towel around me,
the one made from dead animals and carbon monoxide
I am ripe again
Hi, what are you doing?
Waiting for my hair to dry
Then what?
I will have another shower and wait for my hair to dry because I am boring
I have the television on with no aerial, just static
I watch it this way because I am mysterious
He is in love with her
I love drinking hot chocolate with a spoon
Inarticulation is giving me a pash rash
It broke my porcelain teeth
I push them into your bloodied tongue
With you this bed is bloated
I am the flow and the clot
Last time I wore it like a sumo nappy
Now it's hanging on making sucking sounds and nastiness
There is no soap so I use shampoo under my arms
Looking down at my pregnant belly
I decide on bleach and a steelo because it's empty
I count the rings on the shower curtain and get out
Put the towel around me,
the one made from dead animals and carbon monoxide
I am ripe again
Hi, what are you doing?
Waiting for my hair to dry
Then what?
I will have another shower and wait for my hair to dry because I am boring
I have the television on with no aerial, just static
I watch it this way because I am mysterious
He is in love with her
I love drinking hot chocolate with a spoon
Inarticulation is giving me a pash rash
It broke my porcelain teeth
I push them into your bloodied tongue
With you this bed is bloated
I am the flow and the clot
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